Jodio Rodeo

If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”

—Kendra Wells  (via napsie)

(Source: mysharona1987, via agingb0nes)

scottlava:

“The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. And like that, poof. He’s gone.”

scottlava:

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. And like that, poof. He’s gone.”

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

(via agingb0nes)